Oh my.
Was at the positively red concert this evening. Delightful.
Aside from one group- the Argosy Musical Theatre Group . I'm sure under normal circumstances they don't put on stuff as bad as they performed this evening.
Four performers in strange 70's getup. The sang a series of songs. At the end of one of them I thought the compère had come on to apologise for how awful they were- nope he was warming us up for their finale.
You know when something is so awful you sort of lose the ability to describe how awful it is because you end up saying how awful it is and not much else. That's where I'm at.
Bad costume, bad wigs, bad singing, bad harmonies, bad choreography, clichéd songs. Awful, awful, awful. And before you say "But hang on Ben, you probably couldn't do anything as bad as that..." No. I wouldn't ever get up on stage to perform that tripe because I know people around me love and care about my reputation than to let me step on stage and whore myself in such a blatant way. No doubt they thought the laughter and cheering was positive. It wasn't. I'm not even sure they are aware of just how dreadful they are. Sadly they didn't cross that line of "so bad" it becomes good.
I was so stunned by their awfulness that I couldn't even bring myself to waste space on my mobile phone filming or recording their singing.
