My work mobile finally went "beep beep" this morning.
It was a text saying "Can you let Harrysmuir know why your child is absent from school this morning".
I looked up Harrysmuir. Turns out it's a primary school in West Lothian, Scotland. Over 300 miles away.
I rang them up to say that this was my work mobile number and I live and work in Birmingham and don't have any kids.
The lady was lovely, terribly embarrassed and said she must have mixed up a digit here or there.
Made me smile.

Very conscientious of you !
I do'nt have any either , and if I had a pound for every time I've heard Victoria Darbishire , on R5Live on weekday mornings , referring to " your children " , or " your kids "
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