The Intelligence service MI5 (actually called SIS) is seeking the help of gay lobby Stonewall to recruit more homosexual spies, and to encourage its existing employees to be more open about their sexuality. Until the early 1990s gays were barred from the top jobs for fear they would be blackmailed, but times have changed, and the intelligence service has grown rapidly since the London bombings of 2005.

Love it!

Maybe I should become a spy... but I bet someone will make a crack about me not keeping secrets.