Two strange conversations from the people who brought you "Ben's seat in the bunker" and "what's my favourite type of violence?".

1) Who the various members of the meeting would be if we were characters from the "Wizard of Oz". It was generally felt that I'd be Toto.

2) We're all fairly clever and witty people therefore we'd be good in a bank heist. And we'd wear masks of the various G8 leaders as a way to be sure no one would know who we are. And we assigned nicknames. It was generally felt that I should be called "Mugsy".