The strange conversations that go on around me.

I was sat with a number of high positioned council types chatting about our "in case of nuclear holocaust" and "in case of zombie uprising" strategies.

I was saying that I reckon my building would be defendable or that the council house would be a pretty good place to use. I think they've got some kind of "bunker" facility.

We discussed the pros and cons of being in a council facility. Everyone in the discussion had watched the film Threads. (If you've not seen it, you should!) In Threads all the council workers die after fighting amongst themselves.

I said I'd probably be ok. As long as I had a big map and a pointy stick and a red marker pen to mark where no longer existed I'd be fine.